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MISS UNIVERSE 1997
MIAMI BEACH, U.S.A.

Top 10
Miss India
Miss Venezuela
Miss Puerto Rico
Miss U.S.A.
Miss Trinidad and Tobago
Miss Sweden
Miss Panama
Miss Curacao
Miss Estonia
Miss Italy

TOP WASTED SPACE

Miss India- What business does this person have?!  Can we say...Anita Faker
Miss Venezuela- "Hi! I'm Marena, don't touch me because I am a doll, and I'm from Venezuela and so on and so forth..."
Miss Sweden- Yeah I like your teeth...
Miss Puerto Rico-  "Hi, I am Cybil's friend on the show Cybil..."

TOP NOTCH

Miss Italy-  Have you heard of that Merideth Brooks song?
Miss U.S.A-  What a shocker!
Miss Estonia-  Miss Personality Plus 1997
Miss Panama-  Gorgeous!
Miss Aruba-  Why didn't she make it?
Miss Philippines-  KICK Miss India in the beeeeehind!  Miss India should HAVE NOT been there!
Miss Curacao-  That's great, now enough of your construction business how about you?
Miss Israel-  One of the more beautiful Miss Israels in a long time.  



MISS UNIVERSE 1998
HONOLULU, U.S.A.
Top 10
Miss South Africa
Miss U.S.A.
Miss India
Miss Venezuela
Miss Trinidad And Tobago
Miss Ireland
Miss Russia
Miss Puerto Rico
Miss Brazil
Miss Colombia

TOP WASTED SPACE
Miss Puerto Rico- WhatEVER!  Clueless!
Miss Russia-  Nonsense...although she gets my "Diverse Top Ten" seal of approval
Miss Ireland-  See Miss Russia's comment above
Miss India-  "I'm in the top 10 just because there are 70 other girls better looking than I..."

TOP NOTCH
Miss Trinidad And Tobago-  I am speechless
Miss Japan-   Don't you just want to squeeze them sweet cheeks?
Miss Brazil-  Haven't seen a gorgeous Brazilian since...well...never!
Miss Bonaire-  Those eyes are awesome!
Miss Curacao-  Miss Smile 1998
Miss U.S.A- Miss Personality Plus 1998
Miss Colombia-  Those DIMPLES!
Miss Argentina-  Your twin Michela made it, why not you?
Miss Canada-  Very bubbly...like champagne even...


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